hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if only i could text you this smell
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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