found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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