I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
