More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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