So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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