I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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