We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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