HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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