The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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