sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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