you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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