Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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