I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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