I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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