The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
