My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just high enough for therapy.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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