How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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