Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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