not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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