We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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