Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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