just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
They took my balls.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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