there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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