Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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