There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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