I hate all girls vehemently.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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