What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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