How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
this just has baby written all over it
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I love you.
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