Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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