I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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