your thong is hanging out like whoa
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
