Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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