We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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