my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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