i'm signing you up for texting rehab
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
should my penis look like a turkey
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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