Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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