it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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