You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Life is so much better after having sex.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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