question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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