Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
now i know why i became what i already was.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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