grandma shit on top of the toilet
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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