I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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