Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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