operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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