theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
now i know why i became what i already was.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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