Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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