when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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