we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I have tasted many bathrooms
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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