who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't think brook has ever known best
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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