At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Everclear isn't food dammit
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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