Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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