i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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