whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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