morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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