Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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