i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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