I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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