Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
